'Fierce Creatures' Sounds

'Fierce Creatures'
And you are Vice-President of Marketing? Yes, but mostly I just wait for my father to die, heeheehee 17K
Violence! Oh yes, Mr. Sylvester Stallone did not get where he is today by playing in Jane Austen. Therefore, in this zoo we require only animals that are potentially violent. 38K
You're trying to deceive me into thinking that some of your animals are fierce... I'm talking about the rogue ones ...when they are in fact loveable, cuddly and surplus to requirements. You want every animal here a psycho? Exactly, I want a lethal weapon in every cage. 38K
Can I ask you a question? Sure. Are those breasts real? Yes. (pause) Yipeeeee!!!! 21K
You know Willa, uh, you better be careful dressed like that around here. People will think you're sleeping your way to the top. As long as they don't think I'm sleeping my way to the middle. 23K
Oh, I see, I'm shooting them, am I? If it's not too much trouble sir. No, no, fine. You will make it quick sir, won't you? What, you mean I'm not allowed to torture them a bit first, just for fun? 31K
You having dinner? Dinner? It's 2 o'clock in the morning. Oh, were you asleep? Yes, I frequently am at 2 a.m. I'm afraid, filthy habit I picked up in the far east. Oh, well gee, look, if this communique is in any way sleep interruptive I'll re-telephone you later. No No, it's not sleep interruptive really, let's chat now, I can always catch up on some rest. At Christmas probably. 53K
Enjoying the show? Stunning creatures sea-lions. Wonderful plumage. 11K
This lady fell Mr. Lee. No no, surely she's been savaged by a chipmunk, or gored by a gopher or disemboweled by a chicken, hasn't she? 20K
I'm on to you! You were going to put that somewhere! You're sick! Is there a history of insanity in your family? 21K
What the hell do you think you're doing? Can't you keep a lid on it 'til the sun goes down for God's sake? You're supposed to be working, not prancing around your cell like a flamingo with a boner! 33K
I'm terribly sorry ladies and gentlemen, we're having a little problem getting the right balance with his medication. 14K
This is a family zoo, not the Playboy mansion you pervert! 11K
Oh, look at them, aren't they gorgeous? Oh, they just make you want to fondle them. Oh, yes, yes, yes, I see what you mean. Is this one your favorite? Yes, I like him breast, umm, best of all the small mammaries, MAMMALS, sorry. 59K
Yes, I sort of feed him some little specials tits-bits, TIDBITS. Sorry, tidbits, I keep making boobs. Anyway, he just loves his nuts. 28K
Some of the sponsorship gimmicks are a bit sexsessive, exsexive, err,... Excessive? That's it, sorry. Freudian slit, slut, slot, uh... Slip? Slip, sorry, slip. 35K
How do you know about this stuff? Well, I was in the police for 20 years you know. It's not just hitting people on the head with dicks, STICKS, sticks sorry. 23K
I really like you, and I was just wondering if one woman could ever be enough for a man like you. Oh, what the hell, let's give it a try. But I have to warn you Wanda... Willa ...WILLA Willa, I haven't slept with one woman in a very very long time. 64K