The Rutles: Piggy In The Middle


I know you know what you know
but you should know by now that you're not me
Talk about a month of Sundays
Toffee nosed wet weekend as far as I can see 
Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo 

Bible punching heavyweight
evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutang and anaconda
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse
even Pluto too 

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo 

(Stig is dead, honestly) 

One man's civilization
is another man's jungle, yeah
They say revolution's in the air
I'm dancing in my underwear
'cause I don't care 

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo
Doo-a-poo-poo  

Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello
with his ballerina boots
you can tell he's always on his toes
Hanging on a Christmas tree
Screaming like a bogey man
getting up my nose 

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo
a-poo-poo-poo 

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
and this little piggy had none
This little piggy went
Woooo!
All the way home

(repeats, fades)




Continue to the next song... Another Day