The Rutles: Questionnaire


Hey mister man on the street 
Excuse me 
Do you have a few moments to spare? 
Oh yeah
Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want 
I'm just a questionnaire 

Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo 
Do you think it's crunchy, half-crunchy or not crunchy at all? 
Put a tick in the appropriate box 
There's nothing to it 

Yes no don't know I don't care 
I'm only a questionnaire 
Only a questionnaire 

Please mister man on the street 
Believe me 
I'm only doing my job and I need to know 
Oh ho ho
Everything about you 
Take it easy all you gotta do is answer yes or no 

Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue sea 
Do you think there's one true god, a false god or 
No god at all? 
Put a tick in the appropriate box 
There's nothing to it 

Yes no don't know I don't care 
I'm only a questionnaire 
Yes no don't know I don't care 
I'm only a questionnaire 
Only a questionnaire 

Now can ya 
Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun 
Do you think it's crazy, half-crazy or not crazy at all? 
Put a tick in the appropriate box... 




Continue to the next song... We've Arrived! (And to prove it we're here)