Thames TV Introduction

(Begin with Thames Television logo and fanfare. Cut to David Hamilton in their presentation studios.)

David Hamilton (David Hamilton): Good evening. We've got an action-packed evening for you tonight on Thames, but right now here's a rotten old BBC programme.

(Cut to the Nude Man at the organ.)

Announcer (John): (in a field of daffodils) And now ...

It's Man (Michael) : It's ...

(Opening Credits)

Continue to the next sketch... The 'Light Entertainment Awards'