'Time Bandits' Sounds



'Time Bandits'.
If I were creating a world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock day 1. (ZAP) Sorry. 25K
You see, to be quite frank Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of a botched job you see. We only had seven days to make it. 26K
I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim. 10K
You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence. 10K
Why do we have to have evil? Ah, I think it's something to do with free will. 15K
Heroes? Hereos?!? (spit) What do they know about a days work? 12K
Don't try to be smart with me you little creep. 8K
Are we not in the hands of a lunatic? 6K
Uh, have you met them at all? Who? The poor. The poor? Oh, you must meet them, I just know you'll like them. Charming people, of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together, but then, that's because they're poor. 24K
Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it! 14K
Never talk to me like that again! 6K
God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time. 43 species of parrots, nipples for men. 32K
I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong. I feel so bad! 22K
Evil turned out rather well, heh-heh. 8K
Slugs? He created slugs! 9K
When I have understanding of computers I shall be the Supreme Being! 12K
The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled! 9K