'Wavs of the Week'

Due to server space and bandwidth restrictions, it's impossible to have all of my largest files available at all times. Therefore, I'll rotate the files so that you can grab them, then replace them with new sounds the following week. This page is updated EVERY week.

The Featured Wavs of the Week

Number 1:

BRAND NEW: The Complete 'Ypres 1914' sketch.. You can DOWNLOAD it here or check out the dialog.

Number 2:

Reposted: The Complete 'Police Station (Silly Voices)' sketch.. You can Download it here or check out the dialog.

These sounds were posted 3/14/2009 and will be changed on 3/21/2010

The following sounds have been featured previously on this page:

• The Complete 'Ypres 1914' sketch (3/14/10)
• The Complete 'Police Station (Silly Voices)' sketch (12/26/99 - 4/1/01 - 3/14/10)
  
• The Complete 'Art Strike' sketch (3/7/10)
• The Complete 'RAF Banter' sketch (1/24/99 - 10/17/99 - 2/25/01)
• The Complete 'Secret Service' Sketch (12/10/00 - 2/28/10)
  
• The Complete 'People Falling From Buildings' sketch (9/19/99 - 12/17/00 - 2/28/10)
  
• The Complete 'Poet McTeagle' sketch (1/9/00 - 1/7/01 - 2/17/10)
  
• The Complete 'Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order' sketch (8/8/99 - 11/26/00 - 2/17/10)
  
• The Complete 'Mary Recruitment Office and Bus Conductor' Sketches (2/25/01 - 2/14/10)
• The Complete 'Bogus Psychiatrists' sketch (12/05/99 - 3/3/01 - 2/14/10)
• The Complete 'Woody and Tinny words' sketch (1/31/99 - 11/14/99 - 12/17/00)
  
• The Complete 'Hairdressers Ascent up Mount Everest' sketch (7/18/99 - 1/21/01)
  
• The Complete 'Hermits' sketch (11/21/99 - 1/21/01 - 1/31/10)
  
• The Complete 'Farming Club/'Life of Tschaikovsky'' sketch (11/28/99 - 2/11/01 - 1/31/10)
• The Complete 'Strangers in the Night' sketch (1/14/01 - 1/24/10)
  
• The Complete 'Piggy in the Middle' song from The Rutles (11/07/99 - 1/24/10)
  
• The Complete 'Gumby Brain Specialist' sketch (2/4/01 - 1/17/10)
  
• The Complete 'Interesting People' sketch (1/28/01 - 1/17/10)
  
• The Complete 'Merchant Banker' sketch (2/18/01 - 1/10/10)
• The Complete 'Piston Engine (A Bargain)' sketch (1/7/01 - 1/10/10)
  
• The Complete 'Spanish Inquisition' sketch (3/28/99 - 1/16/00 - 10/08/00 - 1/03/10)
  
• The Complete 'Cheese and Onions' Song by the Rutles (4/09/00 - 1/03/10)
  
• The Complete 'I Like Traffic Lights' song (2/07/99 - 5/9/99 - 3/26/00 - 12/27/09)
  
• The Complete 'Flying Lessons' sketch (2/6/00 - 12/27/09)
  
• The Complete 'Death of Mary Queen of Scots / Penguin on the Television' sketches (9/05/99 - 11/26/00 - 10/6/02)
  
• The Complete 'I'm So Worried' Song (8/29/99 - 12/03/00 - 10/6/02)
  
• The Complete 'Top of the Form' sketch (11/19/00 - 9/29/02)
  
• The Complete 'Registry Office' sketch (7/4/99 - 11/19/00 - 9/29/02)
  
• The Complete 'Buying a Bed' sketch (10/10/99 - 11/12/00 - 9/22/02)
  
• The Complete 'Flying Sheep' sketch (4/18/99 - 2/27/00 - 11/5/00 - 9/22/02)
  
• The Complete 'Penultimate Supper' sketch (11/5/00 - 9/15/02)
  
• The Complete 'Albatross/Colonel Stopping It' sketch (8/29/99 - 9/15/02)
  
• The Complete 'Pirate Song' (Eric Idle and George Harrison) (10/29/00 - 9/8/02)
  
• The Complete 'Non-Illegal Robbery' sketch (8/22/99 - 10/22/00 - 9/8/02)
  
• The Complete 'Cocktail Bar' Sketch (9/1/02)
  
• The Complete 'Rock Notes' Sketch (7/25/99 - 10/29/00 - 9/1/02)
  
• The Complete 'Bank Robber (Lingerie Shop)' sketch (8/25/02)
  
• The Complete 'Holy Handgrenade' bit from The Holy Grail (10/22/00 - 8/25/02)
  
• The Complete 'Poets - Choice of Viewing' sketch (8/18/02)
  
• The Complete 'Constitutional Peasant' scene from The Holy Grail (8/8/99 - 10/1/00 - 8/18/02)
  
• The Complete 'Mr. Attila the Hun' sketch (8/11/02)
  
• The Complete 'Army Protection Racket' sketch (9/19/99 - 10/15/00 - 8/11/02)
  
• The Complete 'Multiple Murders' sketch (8/15/99 - 10/1/00 - 8/4/02)
  
• The Complete 'Sir Robin and the 3-Headed Knight' scene from the Holy Grail (9/24/00 - 8/4/02)
  
• The Complete 'Australian Table Wines' Sketch (7/28/02)
  
• The Complete 'Restaurant (Abuse/Cannibalism)' Sketch (8/1/99 - 9/17/00 - 7/28/02)
  
• The Complete 'Arthur vs. the Black Knight' scene from The Holy Grail (6/27/99 - 9/17/00 - 7/21/02)
  
• The Complete 'Arthur Two-Sheds Jackson' sketch (10/15/00 - 7/21/02)
• The Complete 'Kilimanjaro Expedition' sketch (10/3/99 - 9/9/00 - 7/14/02)
  
• The Complete 'Llamas' sketch (10/30/99 - 11/12/00 - 7/14/02)
  
• The Complete 'North Minehead Bye-Election' Sketch (9/12/99 - 9/24/00 - 7/7/02)
  
• The Complete 'Man Who is Alternately Rude and Polite' sketch (10/8/00 - 7/7/02)
  
• The Complete 'I Like Chinese' Song (9/12/99 - 9/03/00 - 6/30/02)
  
• The Complete 'Mosquito Hunter' sketch (9/26/99 - 8/27/00 - 6/30/02)
  
• The Complete 'Haggling Scene' from Life of Brian (6/13/99 - 8/27/00 - 6/23/02)
  
• The Complete 'Oliver Cromwell' song (10/3/99 - 9/03/00 - 6/23/02)
  
• The Complete 'Meaning of Life Poem' by Eric Idle (8/20/00 - 6/16/02)
  
• The Complete 'Protest Song' by Neil Innes (8/6/00 - 6/16/02)
  
• The Complete 'Elephantoplasty' Sketch (10/24/99 - 7/16/00 - 6/2/02)
  
• The Complete '20th Century Vole' Sketch (7/25/99 - 8/13/00 - 6/2/02)
  
• The Complete 'Suicide Squad' Scene from Life of Brian (5/26/02)
  
• The Complete 'Henry Kissinger' song (5/2/99 - 8/6/00 - 5/26/02)
  
• The Complete 'Shepherds' Scene from Life of Brian (5/19/02)
  
• The Complete 'Swallows and Coconuts' Scene from Holy Grail (4/25/99 - 7/16/00 - 5/19/02)
  
• The Complete 'Dead Bishop' Sketch (12/28/98 - 5/7/00 - 5/12/02)
  
• The Complete 'Theme from the Intermission' song from The Holy Grail (7/30/00 - 5/12/02)
  
• The Complete 'Brian meets Pontius Pilate' scene from the Life of Brian (7/30/00 - 4/28/02)
  
• The Complete 'Great Actors' Sketch (7/23/00 - 4/28/02)
  
• The Complete 'Schoolboys Life Assurance Company' sketch (4/28/02)
  
• The Complete 'Swamp Castle' scene from the Holy Grail(4/25/99 - 7/23/00 - 4/28/02)
  
• The Complete 'Mrs. Niggerbaiter Explodes' Sketch (4/14/02)
  
• The Complete 'Biggles Dictates a Letter' Sketch (6/20/99 - 7/2/00 - 4/14/02)
  
• The Complete 'World War I' sketch (4/7/02)
  
• The Complete 'Men's Being Eaten by a Crocodile Contest' sketch (7/18/99 - 6/25/00 - 4/7/02)
  
• The Complete 'Vicar Salesman' Sketch (3/31/02)
  
• The Complete 'Bruces' Sketch (5/30/99 - 5/28/00 - 3/31/02)
  
• The Complete 'Stock Exchange Report' sketch (3/24/02)
  
• The Complete 'Election Night Special' sketch (5/2/99 - 5/21/00 - 3/24/02)
  
• The Complete 'Trivializing the War' Sketch (3/17/02)
  
• The Complete 'Restaurant (Dirty Fork)' Sketch (6/27/99 - 6/11/00 - 3/17/02)
  
• The Complete 'Blood Donor' sketch (3/10/02)
  
• The Complete 'Travel Agent' sketch (Long Version) (7/4/99 - 7/9/00 - 3/10/02)
  
• The Complete 'Kamikaze Scotsmen' sketch (3/3/02)
  
• The Complete 'Mouse Problem' sketch (5/9/99 - 5/14/00 - 3/3/02)
  
• The Complete 'Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers' sketch (5/30/99 - 6/18/00)
  
• The Complete 'Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way' sketch (5/30/99 - 6/18/00)
  
• The Complete 'Penguins' sketch (2/17/02)
  
• The Complete 'How to Do It' sketch (8/13/00 - 2/17/02)
  
• The Complete 'Sherry-Drinking Vicar' sketch (2/10/02)
  
• The Complete 'Decomposing Composers' song (8/1/99 - 4/30/00 - 2/10/02)
  
• The Complete 'Off-License' sketch (2/3/02)
  
• The Complete 'Holzfaller' Song (The Lumberjack Song in German) (8/29/99 - 4/9/00 - 2/3/02)
  
• The Complete 'Tudor Job Agency / Pornographic Bookshop' sketch (1/27/02)
  
• The Complete 'Urban Spaceman' song (4/11/99 - 3/12/00 - 1/27/02)
  
• The Complete 'Prejudice' sketch (1/20/02)
  
• The Complete 'How Sweet to be an Idiot' song (4/4/99 - 2/13/00 1/20/02)
  
• The Complete 'Courtmartial (Basinstoke in Westphalia)' sketch (1/13/02)
  
• The Complete 'Registrar (Wife Swapping)' sketch (4/11/99 - 3/5/00 - 1/13/02)
  
• The Complete 'Bomb on Plane' sketch (1/6/02)
  
• The Complete 'Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit' sketch (7/11/99 - 4/16/00 - 1/6/02)
  
• The Complete 'Molluscs - Live TV Documentary' sketch (12/30/01)
  
• The Complete 'All Things Dull and Ugly' song (6/6/99 - 2/20/00 - 12/30/01)
  
• The Complete 'Mystico and Janet' sketch (12/23/01)
  
• The Complete 'Marilyn Monroe' sketch (1/17/99 - 1/23/00 - 12/23/01)
  
• The Complete 'Camel Spotting' sketch (12/16/01)
  
• The Complete 'Medical Love Song' (6/13/99 - 4/23/00 - 12/16/01)
  
• The Complete 'Prices on the Planet Algon' sketch (12/09/01)
  
• The Complete 'Cut-Price Airlines' sketch (2/28/99 - 12/19/99 - 12/09/01)
  
• The Complete 'The Audit' sketch (12/02/01)
  
• The Complete 'Hungarian Phrasebook' sketch (4/4/99 - 1/30/00 - 12/02/01)
  
• The Complete 'A Duck, a Cat and a Lizard (Discussion)' sketch (11/25/01)
  
• The Complete 'Burn the Witch' scene from The Holy Grail (4/18/99 - 10/31/99 - 11/25/01)
  
• The Complete 'What the Stars Foretell' sketch (11/18/01)
  
• The Complete 'Working-Class Playwright' sketch (3/14/99 - 1/9/00 - 11/18/01)
  
• The Complete 'Dennis Moore' sketch (11/11/01)
  
• The Complete 'Gorilla Librarian' sketch (3/21/99 - 1/2/00 - 11/11/01)
  
• The Complete 'Someone Stole My Baby' song by Eric Idle(11/04/01)
  
• The Complete 'Vocational Guidance Counsellor' sketch (4/25/99 - 3/19/00 - 11/04/01)
  
• The Complete 'Martyrdom of St. Victor' sketch (3/28/99 - 2/6/00 - 10/28/01)
  
• The Complete 'Big Nose' and Stoning scenes from the Life of Brian (2/14/99 - 11/28/99 - 10/28/01)
  
• The Complete 'Take Your Pick' sketch (2/21/99 - 12/05/99 - 10/21/01)
  
• The Complete 'Lifeboat' sketch (3/7/99 - 12/12/99 - 10/21/01)
  
• The Complete 'Mr. and Mrs. Git' sketch (1/03/99 - 11/21/99 - 10/14/01)
  
• The Complete 'Novel Writing' sketch (1/10/99 - 11/14/99 - 10/14/01)
  
• The Complete 'Police Raid' Sketch (10/07/01)
  
• The Complete 'Logician' Sketch (3/21/99 - 10/31/99 - 10/07/01)
  
• The Complete 'Smuggler' sketch (9/30/01)
  
• The Complete 'Muddy Knees' song (7/9/00 - 9/30/01)
  
• The Complete 'Job Hunter' sketch (9/23/01)
  
• The Complete 'Interview With Anne Elk' sketch (5/23/99 - 6/3/00 - 9/23/01)
  
• The Complete 'Marriage Guidance Counsellor' sketch (9/16/00)
  
• The Complete 'At the Getty' song by Eric Idle (7/2/00 - 9/16/01)
  
• The Complete 'Neville Shunt' sketch (9/09/01)
  
• The Complete 'Airline Pilots' sketch from 'How to Irritate People' (6/25/00 - 9/09/01)
  
• The Complete 'Picasso / Cycling Race' sketch (9/02/01)
  
• The Complete 'Bells' sketch (6/18/00 - 9/02/01)
  
• The Complete 'Submarine' sketch (8/26/01)
  
• The Complete 'Castle Anthrax' scene from The Holy Grail (1/2/00 - 8/26/01)
  
• The Complete 'Crackpot Religions Ltd.' sketch (8/19/01)
  
• The Complete 'John Cleese: My Way' Song (6/11/00 - 8/19/01)
  
• The Complete 'Conquistador Coffee' sketch (8/12/01)
  
• The Complete 'Ralph Melish (Nothing Happened)' sketch (6/3/00 - 8/12/01)
  
• The Complete 'Railway Timetables (Agatha Christie)' Sketch (8/5/01)
  
• The Complete 'That's Death' Song (5/14/00 - 8/5/01)
  
• The Complete 'Coal Mine (Historical Argument)' Sketch (7/29/01)
  
• The Complete 'Bishop of Leicester' Sketch (5/30/99 - 7/29/01)
  
• The Complete 'Documentary on Boxer' sketch (7/22/01)
  
• The Complete 'Eating Dog' sketch (5/21/00 - 7/22/01)
  
• The Complete 'Tax on Thingy' Sketch (7/15/01)
  
• The Complete 'World War I Soldier' Sketch (5/7/00 - 7/15/01)
  
• The Complete 'Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things' sketch (4/30/00)
  
• The Complete 'Oscar Wilde' sketch (4/30/00 - 7/15/01)
  
• The Complete 'Court Scene [Charades]' (7/1/01)
  
• The Complete 'Mr. Phone-In' (4/23/00 - 7/1/01)
  
• The Complete 'Tobacconists (Prostitute Advertisement)' sketch (6/24/01)
  
• The Complete 'Psychiatry (Silly Sketch)' and 'Operating Theater (Squatters)' sketches (12/19/99 - 6/24/01)
  
• The Complete 'Art Gallery / Art Critic' sketch (6/17/01)
  
• The Complete 'Eclipse of the Sun' sketch (4/16/00 - 6/17/01)
  
• The Complete 'Secret Service Dentists' sketch (6/10/01)
  
• The Complete 'We Love the Yangtse' song (4/2/00 - 6/10/01)
  
• The Complete 'Aftershave' Sketch (6/02/01)
  
• The Complete 'Spam' sketch (5/23/99) (4/2/00 - 6/03/01)
  
• The Complete 'Constable Pan-Am' Sketch (5/27/01)
  
• The Complete 'Royal Festival Hall Concert' Sketch (3/12/00 - 5/27/01)
  
• The Complete 'Motor Insurance' sketch (5/20/01)
  
• The Complete 'Are You Embarrassed Easily?' sketch (3/26/00 - 5/20/01)
  
• The Complete 'Timmy Williams Interview' sketch (5/13/01)
  
• The Complete 'Gumby Theater' sketch (3/19/00 - 5/13/01)
  
• The Complete 'Boxing Aftermath' sketch (5/6/01)
  
• The Complete 'Be a Great Actor' sketch (3/5/00 - 5/6/01)
  
• The Complete 'Doctor Whose Patients are Stabbed by His Nurse' sketch (4/29/01)
  
• The Complete 'Hijacked Plane to Luton' sketch (1/23/00 - 4/29/01)
  
• The Complete 'Man Who Finishes Other Peoples Sentences' Sketch (4/22/01)
  
• The Complete 'Psychiatrist Milkman' Sketch (2/13/00 - 4/22/01)
  
• The Complete 'Word Association' sketch (2/20/00)
  
• The Complete 'Fairy Tale' sketch (2/20/00 - 4/15/01)
  
• The Complete 'The Visitors' Sketch (4/8/01)
  
• The Complete 'Ken Shabby' sketch (1/16/00 - 4/8/01)
  
• The Complete " 'Spectrum' - Talking About Things " sketch (4/1/01)
  
• The Complete 'Language Laboratory' sketch (3/25/01)
  
• The Complete 'New Cooker' sketch (12/26/99 - 3/25/01)
  
• The Complete 'I've Got a Little List' song by Eric Idle(3/18/01)
• The Complete 'Knights of Ni' scenes (both parts) from the Holy Grail (10/24/99 - 3/18/00)
• The Complete 'Neurotic Announcers' Sketch (3/10/01)
• The Complete 'Stake Your Claim' Sketch (2/27/00 - 3/10/01)
• The Complete 'Silliest Sketch We've Ever Done' sketch (3/3/01)
• The Complete 'Waiting for the Film to Come' song (10/10/99 - 2/18/01)
• The Complete 'Party Hints With Veronica' sketch (2/11/01)
• The Complete 'Bridge of Death' scene from the Holy Grail (11/7/99 - 2/4/01)
  
• The Complete 'Launcelot and Concorde' scene from The Holy Grail (4/11/99 - 1/28/01)
  
• The Complete 'Here Comes Another One' song (12/12/99 - 1/14/01)
  
• The Complete 'Red Indian in Theatre / Policemen Make Wonderful Friends' Sketch (12/31/00)
  
• The Complete 'Man With 3 Buttocks' Sketch (9/26/99 - 12/31/00)
  
• The Complete 'Silly Job Interview' sketch (12/24/00)
  
• The Complete 'Politicians: An Apology' sketch (10/17/99 - 12/24/00)
  
• The Complete 'Undertaker' Sketch (9/05/99 - 12/10/00)
  
• The Complete 'French Taunting'(part 2) Scene from The Holy Grail (9/9/00)
  
• The Complete 'French Taunting (part 1)' scene from the Holy Grail (8/20/00)
  
• The Complete 'Money Song' (now always available)
  
• The Complete 'Children's Stories' sketch (now always available)
  
• The Complete '4 Yorkshiremen' Sketch (now always available)
  
• The Complete 'Do Wot John' song (now always available)
  
• The Complete 'I'll Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio' song (now always available)
  
• The Complete 'Every Sperm is Sacred' Song (now always available)
  
• The Complete Petshop (Dead Parrot) Sketch (now always available)
  
• The Complete Lumberjack Song (now always available)
  
• The Complete 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' Song (now always available)
  
• The Complete 'Eric the Half-a-bee' Song (now always available)
  
• The Complete Christmas in Heaven Song
  
• The Complete 'Bookshop' Sketch
  
• The Complete 'Michelangelo and the Pope' Sketch from Live at the Hollywood Bowl
  
• The Complete 'Fish License' Sketch
  
• The Complete 'Twit of the Year' Sketch
  
• The Complete 'Whizzo Chocolate Company (Crunchy Frog) Sketch
  
• The Complete 'Argument' Sketch
  
• The Complete Life of Brian Theme Song
  
• The Complete 'Nudge Nudge' Sketch
  
• The Complete 'Meaning of Life' Theme Song
  
• The Complete 'String' Sketch
  
• The Complete Galaxy Song
  
• The Complete 'Finland' Song