'Wavs of the Week'


Due to server space and bandwidth restrictions, it's impossible to have all of my largest files available at all times. Therefore, I'll rotate the files so that you can grab them, then replace them with new sounds the following week. This page is updated EVERY week.


The Featured Wavs of the Week

Number 1:

Reposted: The Complete 'Australian Table Wines' sketch.. You can Download it here or check out the dialog.

Number 2:

Reposted: The Complete 'Restaurant (Abuse/Cannibalism)' sketch.. You can Download it here or check out the dialog.

These sounds were posted 2/3/2013 and will be changed on 2/10/2013



The following sounds have been featured previously on this page:

  • The Complete 'Australian Table Wines' Sketch (7/28/02 - 6/26/11 - 2/3/13)
  • The Complete 'Restaurant (Abuse/Cannibalism)' Sketch (8/1/99 - 9/17/00 - 7/28/02 - 6/26/11 - 2/3/13)
  • The Complete 'Kilimanjaro Expedition' sketch (10/3/99 - 9/9/00 - 7/14/02 - 6/19/11 - 1/27/12)
  • The Complete 'Llamas' sketch (10/30/99 - 11/12/00 - 7/14/02 - 6/19/11 - 1/27/13)
  • The Complete 'Army Protection Racket' sketch (9/19/99 - 10/15/00 - 8/11/02 - 6/12/11 - 1/20/13)
  • The Complete 'Man Who is Alternately Rude and Polite' sketch (10/8/00 - 7/7/02 - 6/12/11 - 1/20/13)
  • The Complete 'I Like Chinese' Song (9/12/99 - 9/03/00 - 6/30/02 - 6/5/11 - 1/13/13)
  • The Complete 'Mosquito Hunter' sketch (9/26/99 - 8/27/00 - 6/30/02 - 6/5/11 - 1/13/13)
  • The Complete 'Meaning of Life Poem' by Eric Idle (8/20/00 - 6/16/02 - 5/29/11 - 1/6/13)
  • The Complete 'Protest Song' by Neil Innes (8/6/00 - 6/16/02 - 5/29/11 - 1/6/13)
  • The Complete 'Oliver Cromwell' song (10/3/99 - 9/03/00 - 6/23/02 - 5/22/11 - 12/30/13)
  • The Complete 'Elephantoplasty' Sketch (10/24/99 - 7/16/00 - 6/2/02 - 5/22/11 - 12/30/13)
  • The Complete 'Prejudice' sketch (1/20/02 - 5/15/11 - 12/23/12)
  • The Complete 'Dead Bishop' Sketch (12/28/98 - 5/7/00 - 5/12/02 - 5/15/11 - 12/23/12)
  • The Complete '20th Century Vole' Sketch (7/25/99 - 8/13/00 - 6/2/02 - 5/8/11 - 12/16/12)
  • The Complete 'Henry Kissinger' song (5/2/99 - 8/6/00 - 5/26/02 - 5/8/11 - 12/16/12)
  • The Complete 'Great Actors' Sketch (7/23/00 - 4/28/02 - 5/1/2011 - 12/9/12)
  • The Complete 'Schoolboys Life Assurance Company' sketch (4/28/02 - 5/1/2011 - 12/9/12)
  • The Complete 'Mrs. Niggerbaiter Explodes' Sketch (4/14/02 - 4/24/11 - 12/2/12)
  • The Complete 'Biggles Dictates a Letter' Sketch (6/20/99 - 7/2/00 - 4/14/02 - 4/24/11 - 12/2/12)
  • The Complete 'World War I' sketch (4/7/02 - 4/17/11 - 11/25/12)
  • The Complete 'Men's Being Eaten by a Crocodile Contest' sketch (7/18/99 - 6/25/00 - 4/7/02 - 4/17/11 - 11/25/2)
  • The Complete 'Trivializing the War' Sketch (3/17/02 - 4/10/11 - 11/18/12)
  • The Complete 'Vicar Salesman' Sketch (3/31/02 - 4/10/11 - 11/18/12)
  • The Complete 'Election Night Special' sketch (5/2/99 - 5/21/00 - 3/24/02 - 4/3/11 - 11/11/12)
  • The Complete 'Stock Exchange Report' sketch (3/24/02 - 4/3/11 - 11/11/12)
  • The Complete 'Mouse Problem' sketch (5/9/99 - 5/14/00 - 3/3/02 - 3/27/11 -11/4/12)
  • The Complete 'Kamikaze Scotsmen' sketch (3/3/02 - 3/27/11 - 11/4/12)
  • The Complete 'Restaurant (Dirty Fork)' Sketch (6/27/99 - 6/11/00 - 3/17/02 - 3/20/11 - 10/28/12)
  • The Complete 'Blood Donor' sketch (3/10/02 - 3/20/11 - 10/28/12)
  • The Complete 'Travel Agent' sketch (Long Version) (7/4/99 - 7/9/00 - 3/10/02 - 3/13/11 - 10/21/12)
  • The Complete 'Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way' sketch (5/30/99 - 6/18/00 - 3/13/11 - 10/21/12)
  • The Complete 'Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers' sketch (5/30/99 - 6/18/00 - 3/6/11 - 10/14/12)
  • The Complete 'How to Do It' sketch (8/13/00 - 2/17/02 - 3/6/11 - 10/14/12)
  • The Complete 'Sherry-Drinking Vicar' sketch (2/10/02 - 2/27/11 - 9/30/12)
  • The Complete 'Decomposing Composers' song (8/1/99 - 4/30/00 - 2/10/02 - 2/27/11 - 9/30/12)
  • The Complete 'Penguins' sketch (2/17/02 - 2/20/11 - 9/23/12)
  • The Complete 'Urban Spaceman' song (4/11/99 - 3/12/00 - 1/27/02 - 2/20/11 - 9/23/12)
  • The Complete 'Off-License' sketch (2/3/02 - 2/13/11 - 9/16/12)
  • The Complete 'Holzfaller' Song (The Lumberjack Song in German) (8/29/99 - 4/9/00 - 2/3/02 - 2/13/11 - 9/16/12)
  • The Complete 'Tudor Job Agency / Pornographic Bookshop' sketch (1/27/02 - 2/6/11 - 9/9/12)
  • The Complete 'How Sweet to be an Idiot' song (4/4/99 - 2/13/00 - 1/20/02 - 2/6/11 - 9/9/12)
  • The Complete 'Courtmartial (Basinstoke in Westphalia)' sketch (1/13/02 - 9/2/12)
  • The Complete 'Registrar (Wife Swapping)' sketch (4/11/99 - 3/5/00 - 1/13/02 - 1/30/11 - 9/2/12)
  • The Complete 'Bomb on Plane' sketch (1/6/02 - 1/23/11 - 8/26/12)
  • The Complete 'Mystico and Janet' sketch (12/23/01 - 1/23/11 - 8/26/12)
  • The Complete 'Molluscs - Live TV Documentary' sketch (12/30/01 - 1/16/11 - 8/19/12)
  • The Complete 'All Things Dull and Ugly' song (6/6/99 - 2/20/00 - 12/30/01 - 1/16/11 - 8/19/12)
  • The Complete 'Marilyn Monroe' sketch (1/17/99 - 1/23/00 - 12/23/01 - 1/9/11 - 8/5/12)
  • The Complete 'Medical Love Song' (6/13/99 - 4/23/00 - 12/16/01 - 1/9/11 - 8/5/12)
  • The Complete 'Camel Spotting' sketch (12/16/01 - 1/2/11 - 7/29/12)
  • The Complete 'The Audit' sketch (12/02/01 - 1/2/11 - 7/29/12)
  • The Complete 'Prices on the Planet Algon' sketch (12/09/01 - 12/26/10 - 7/22/12)
  • The Complete 'Cut-Price Airlines' sketch (2/28/99 - 12/19/99 - 12/09/01 - 12/26/10 - 7/22/12)
  • The Complete 'Hungarian Phrasebook' sketch (4/4/99 - 1/30/00 - 12/02/01 - 7/15/12)
  • The Complete 'A Duck, a Cat and a Lizard (Discussion)' sketch (11/25/01 - 7/15/12)
  • The Complete 'What the Stars Foretell' sketch (11/18/01 - 12/12/10 - 7/8/12)
  • The Complete 'Working-Class Playwright' sketch (3/14/99 - 1/9/00 - 11/18/01 - 12/12/10 - 7/8/12)
  • The Complete 'Dennis Moore' sketch (11/11/01 - 12/5/10 - 7/1/12)
  • The Complete 'Gorilla Librarian' sketch (3/21/99 - 1/2/00 - 11/11/01 - 12/5/10 - 7/1/12)
  • The Complete 'Vocational Guidance Counsellor' sketch (4/25/99 - 3/19/00 - 11/04/01 - 11/28/10 - 6/24/12)
  • The Complete 'Politicians: An Apology' sketch (10/17/99 - 12/24/00 - 11/28/10 - 6/24/12)
  • The Complete 'Man With 3 Buttocks' Sketch (9/26/99 - 12/31/00 - 11/21/10 - 6/17/12)
  • The Complete 'Red Indian in Theatre / Policemen Make Wonderful Friends' Sketch (12/31/00 - 11/21/10 - 6/17/12)
  • The Complete 'Secret Service Dentists' sketch (6/10/01 - 11/14/10 - 6/10/12)
  • The Complete 'Undertaker' Sketch (9/05/99 - 12/10/00 - 11/14/10 - 6/10/12)
  • The Complete 'Martyrdom of St. Victor' sketch (3/28/99 - 2/6/00 - 10/28/01 - 11/7/10 - 6/3/12)
  • The Complete 'Take Your Pick' sketch (2/21/99 - 12/05/99 - 10/21/01 - 11/7/10 - 6/3/12)
  • The Complete 'Lifeboat' sketch (3/7/99 - 12/12/99 - 10/21/01 - 10/31/10 - 5/27/12)
  • The Complete 'Mr. and Mrs. Git' sketch (1/03/99 - 11/21/99 - 10/14/01 - 10/31/10 - 5/27/12)
  • The Complete 'Novel Writing' sketch (1/10/99 - 11/14/99 - 10/14/01 - 10/24/10 - 5/19/12)
  • The Complete 'Logician' Sketch (3/21/99 - 10/31/99 - 10/07/01 - 10/24/10 - 5/19/12)
  • The Complete 'Police Raid' Sketch (10/07/01 - 10/17/10 - 5/12/12)
  • The Complete 'Muddy Knees' song (7/9/00 - 9/30/01 - 10/17/10 - 5/12/12)
  • The Complete 'Airline Pilots' sketch from 'How to Irritate People' (6/25/00 - 9/09/01 - 10/10/10 - 5/5/12)
  • The Complete 'Job Hunter' sketch (9/23/01 - 10/10/10 - 5/5/12)
  • The Complete 'Interview With Anne Elk' sketch (5/23/99 - 6/3/00 - 9/23/01 - 10/3/10 - 4/29/12)
  • The Complete 'Neville Shunt' sketch (9/09/01 - 10/3/10 - 4/29/12)
  • The Complete 'Smuggler' sketch (9/30/01 - 9/26/10 - 4/22/12)
  • The Complete 'Conquistador Coffee' sketch (8/12/01 - 9/26/10 - 4/22/12)
  • The Complete 'Marriage Guidance Counsellor' sketch (9/16/00 - 9/19/10 - 4/15/12)
  • The Complete 'At the Getty' song by Eric Idle (7/2/00 - 9/16/01 - 9/19/10 - 4/15/12)
  • The Complete 'Picasso / Cycling Race' sketch (9/02/01 - 9/12/10 - 4/8/12)
  • The Complete 'Bells' sketch (6/18/00 - 9/02/01 - 9/12/10 - 4/8/12)
  • The Complete 'Psychiatry (Silly Sketch)' and 'Operating Theater (Squatters)' sketches (12/19/99 - 6/24/01 - 9/05/10 - 4/1/12)
  • The Complete 'Submarine' sketch (8/26/01 - 9/05/10 - 4/1/12)
  • The Complete 'Crackpot Religions Ltd.' sketch (8/19/01 - 8/29/10 - 3/25/12)
  • The Complete 'John Cleese: My Way' Song (6/11/00 - 8/19/01 - 8/29/10 - 3/25/12)
  • The Complete 'Ralph Melish (Nothing Happened)' sketch (6/3/00 - 8/12/01 - 8/22/10)
  • The Complete 'Railway Timetables (Agatha Christie)' Sketch (8/5/01 8/22/10)
  • The Complete 'That's Death' Song (5/14/00 - 8/5/01 - 8/15/10 - 3/11/12)
  • The Complete 'Coal Mine (Historical Argument)' Sketch (7/29/01 - 8/15/10 - 3/11/12)
  • The Complete 'Documentary on Boxer' sketch (7/22/01 - 3/4/12)
  • The Complete 'Bishop of Leicester' Sketch (5/30/99 - 7/29/01 - 3/4/12)
  • The Complete 'Eating Dog' sketch (5/21/00 - 7/22/01 - 8/01/10 - 2/26/12)
  • The Complete 'World War I Soldier' Sketch (5/7/00 - 7/15/01 - 8/01/10 - 2/26/12)
  • The Complete 'Tax on Thingy' Sketch (7/15/01 - 2/19/12)
  • The Complete 'Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things' sketch (4/30/00 - 2/19/12)
  • The Complete 'Tobacconists (Prostitute Advertisement)' sketch (6/24/01 - 7/11/10 - 2/12/12)
  • The Complete 'Court Scene [Charades]' (7/1/01 - 7/11/10 - 2/12/12)
  • The Complete 'Constable Pan-Am' Sketch (5/27/01 - 7/4/10 - 2/5/12)
  • The Complete 'Aftershave' Sketch (6/02/01 - 7/4/10 - 2/5/12)
  • The Complete 'Art Gallery / Art Critic' sketch (6/17/01 - 6/27/10 - 1/29/12)
  • The Complete 'Eclipse of the Sun' sketch (4/16/00 - 6/17/01 - 6/27/10 - 1/29/12)
  • The Complete 'Royal Festival Hall Concert' Sketch (3/12/00 - 5/27/01 - 6/20/10 - 1/22/12)
  • The Complete 'We Love the Yangtse' song (4/2/00 - 6/10/01 - 6/20/10 - 1/22/12)
  • The Complete 'Motor Insurance' sketch (5/20/01 - 6/13/10 - 1/15/12)
  • The Complete 'Hijacked Plane to Luton' sketch (1/23/00 - 4/29/01 - 6/13/10 - 1/15/12)
  • The Complete 'Are You Embarrassed Easily?' sketch (3/26/00 - 5/20/01 - 6/6/10 - 1/8/12)
  • The Complete 'Gumby Theater' sketch (3/19/00 - 5/13/01 - 6/6/10 - 1/8/12)
  • The Complete 'Timmy Williams Interview' sketch (5/13/01 - 5/23/10 - 1/1/12)
  • The Complete 'Man Who Finishes Other Peoples Sentences' Sketch (4/22/01 - 5/23/10 - 1/1/12)
  • The Complete 'Doctor Whose Patients are Stabbed by His Nurse' sketch (4/29/01 - 5/23/10 - 12/25/11)
  • The Complete 'Word Association' sketch (2/20/00 - 5/23/10 - 12/25/11)
  • The Complete 'Psychiatrist Milkman' Sketch (2/13/00 - 4/22/01 - 5/16/10 - 12/18/25)
  • The Complete 'Here Comes Another One' song (12/12/99 - 1/14/01 - 5/16/10 - 12/18/25)
  • The Complete 'Stake Your Claim' Sketch (2/27/00 - 3/10/01 - 5/9/10 - 12/11/11)
  • The Complete 'Be a Great Actor' sketch (3/5/00 - 5/6/01 - 5/9/10 - 12/11/11)
  • The Complete 'I've Got a Little List' song by Eric Idle(3/18/01 - 12/4/11)
  • The Complete 'Waiting for the Film to Come' song by Eric Idle (10/10/99 - 2/18/01 - 12/4/11)
  • The Complete 'Fairy Tale' sketch (2/20/00 - 4/15/01 - 4/25/10 - 11/27/11)
  • The Complete 'Silliest Sketch We've Ever Done' sketch (3/3/01 - 4/25/10 - 11/27/11)
  • The Complete " 'Spectrum' - Talking About Things " sketch (4/1/01 - 4/18/10 - 11/20/11)
  • The Complete 'Language Laboratory' sketch (3/25/01 - 4/18/10 - 11/20/11)
  • The Complete 'Boxing Aftermath' sketch (5/6/01 - 4/11/10)
  • The Complete 'Neurotic Announcers' Sketch (3/10/01 - 4/11/10)
  • The Complete 'Burglar - Encyclopaedia Salesman' Sketch (3/28/10 - 11/6/11)
  • The Complete 'The Visitors' Sketch (4/8/01 - 3/28/10 - 11/6/11)
  • The Complete 'Silly Job Interview' sketch (12/24/00 - 3/21/10 - 10/30/11)
  • The Complete 'Party Hints With Veronica' sketch (2/11/01 - 3/21/10 - 10/30/11)
  • The Complete 'Ypres 1914' sketch (3/14/10 - 10/23/11)
  • The Complete 'Police Station (Silly Voices)' sketch (12/26/99 - 4/1/01 - 3/14/10 - 10/23/11)
  • The Complete 'Secret Service' Sketch (12/10/00 - 2/28/10 - 10/16/11)
  • The Complete 'People Falling From Buildings' sketch (9/19/99 - 12/17/00 - 2/28/10 - 10/16/11)
  • The Complete 'Poet McTeagle' sketch (1/9/00 - 1/7/01 - 2/17/10 - 10/9/11)
  • The Complete 'Woody and Tinny words' sketch (1/31/99 - 11/14/99 - 2/17/00 - 10/9/11)
  • The Complete 'Mary Recruitment Office and Bus Conductor' Sketches (2/25/01 - 2/14/10 - 10/2/11)
  • The Complete 'Bogus Psychiatrists' sketch (12/05/99 - 3/3/01 - 2/14/10 - 10/2/11)
  • The Complete 'Hermits' sketch (11/21/99 - 1/21/01 - 1/31/10 - 9/25/11)
  • The Complete 'Farming Club/'Life of Tschaikovsky'' sketch (11/28/99 - 2/11/01 - 1/31/10 - 9/25/11)
  • The Complete 'Strangers in the Night' sketch (1/14/01 - 1/24/10 - 9/18/11)
  • The Complete 'Piggy in the Middle' song from The Rutles (11/07/99 - 1/24/10 - 9/18/11)
  • The Complete 'Hairdressers Ascent up Mount Everest' sketch (7/18/99 - 1/21/01 - 9/11/11)
  • The Complete 'Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order' sketch (8/8/99 - 11/26/00 - 2/17/10 - 9/11/11)
  • The Complete 'Gumby Brain Specialist' sketch (2/4/01 - 1/17/10 - 9/4/11)
  • The Complete 'Interesting People' sketch (1/28/01 - 1/17/10 - 9/4/11)
  • The Complete 'Merchant Banker' sketch (2/18/01 - 1/10/10 - 8/28/11)
  • The Complete 'Piston Engine (A Bargain)' sketch (1/7/01 - 1/10/10 - 8/28/11)
  • The Complete 'Spanish Inquisition' sketch (3/28/99 - 1/16/00 - 10/08/00 - 1/03/10 - 8/21/11)
  • The Complete 'Cheese and Onions' Song by the Rutles (4/09/00 - 1/03/10 - 8/21/11)
  • The Complete 'I Like Traffic Lights' song (2/07/99 - 5/9/99 - 3/26/00 - 12/27/09 - 8/14/11)
  • The Complete 'Death of Mary Queen of Scots / Penguin on the Television' sketches (9/05/99 - 11/26/00 - 10/6/02 - 8/14/11)
  • The Complete 'I'm So Worried' Song (8/29/99 - 12/03/00 - 10/6/02 - 8/7/11)
  • The Complete 'Top of the Form' sketch (11/19/00 - 9/29/02 - 8/7/11)
  • The Complete 'Registry Office' sketch (7/4/99 - 11/19/00 - 9/29/02 - 7/31/11)
  • The Complete 'Buying a Bed' sketch (10/10/99 - 11/12/00 - 9/22/02 - 7/31/11)
  • The Complete 'Penultimate Supper a.k.a. Michelangelo and the Pope' sketch (11/5/00 - 9/15/02 - 7/24/11)
  • The Complete 'Flying Sheep' sketch (4/18/99 - 2/27/00 - 11/5/00 - 9/22/02 - 7/24/11)
  • The Complete 'Non-Illegal Robbery' sketch (8/22/99 - 10/22/00 - 9/8/02 - 7/17/11)
  • The Complete 'Poets - Choice of Viewing' sketch (8/18/02 - 7/17/11)
  • The Complete 'Cocktail Bar' Sketch (9/1/02 - 7/10/11)
  • The Complete 'Rock Notes' Sketch (7/25/99 - 10/29/00 - 9/1/02 - 7/10/11)
  • The Complete 'Multiple Murders' sketch (8/15/99 - 10/1/00 - 8/4/02 - 7/3/11)
  • The Complete 'Bank Robber (Lingerie Shop)' sketch (8/25/02 - 7/3/11)
  • The Complete 'Oscar Wilde' sketch (4/30/00 - 7/15/01 - 7/18/10)
  • The Complete 'Mr. Phone-In' (4/23/00 - 7/1/01 - 7/18/10)
  • The Complete 'Ken Shabby' sketch (1/16/00 - 4/8/01)
  • The Complete 'New Cooker' sketch (12/26/99 - 3/25/01)
  • The Complete 'Art Strike' sketch (3/7/10)
  • The Complete 'RAF Banter' sketch (1/24/99 - 10/17/99 - 2/25/01)
  • The Complete 'Flying Lessons' sketch (2/6/00 - 12/27/09)
  • The Complete 'Albatross/Colonel Stopping It' sketch (8/29/99 - 9/15/02)
  • The Complete 'Mr. Attila the Hun' sketch (8/11/02)
  • The Complete 'Arthur Two-Sheds Jackson' sketch (10/15/00 - 7/21/02)
  • The Complete 'North Minehead Bye-Election' Sketch (9/12/99 - 9/24/00 - 7/7/02)
  • The Complete 'Bruces' Sketch (5/30/99 - 5/28/00 - 3/31/02)
  • The Complete 'Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit' sketch (7/11/99 - 4/16/00 - 1/6/02)
  • The Complete 'Spam' sketch (5/23/99 - 4/2/00 - 6/03/01 - 11/21/10)
  • The Complete 'Money Song' (now always available)
  • The Complete 'Children's Stories' sketch (now always available)
  • The Complete '4 Yorkshiremen' Sketch (now always available)
  • The Complete 'Do Wot John' song (now always available)
  • The Complete 'I'll Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio' song (now always available)
  • The Complete 'Every Sperm is Sacred' Song (now always available)
  • The Complete Petshop (Dead Parrot) Sketch (now always available)
  • The Complete Lumberjack Song (now always available)
  • The Complete 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' Song (now always available)
  • The Complete 'Eric the Half-a-bee' Song (now always available)
  • The Complete Christmas in Heaven Song
  • The Complete 'Bookshop' Sketch
  • The Complete 'Michelangelo and the Pope' Sketch from Live at the Hollywood Bowl
  • The Complete 'Fish License' Sketch
  • The Complete 'Twit of the Year' Sketch
  • The Complete 'Whizzo Chocolate Company (Crunchy Frog) Sketch
  • The Complete 'Argument' Sketch
  • The Complete Life of Brian Theme Song
  • The Complete 'Nudge Nudge' Sketch
  • The Complete 'Meaning of Life' Theme Song
  • The Complete 'String' Sketch
  • The Complete Galaxy Song
  • The Complete 'Finland' Song