Yellowbeard Sounds

She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived. 9K
Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, 'Prawn of my loins' my foot! What? You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago! 31K
When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head. Does he know about this? Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that. 46K
Bugger off!! 2K
What is that? Uh, that's my box sir. No, carrying your box. Oh, oh, Cabinboy Smith sir. Smith has tits! He's been a bit ill sir. Get her off! 35K
He's blind you stupid sod! I may be blind, but I have acute 'earing. I'm not interested in your jewelry clotheye! 24K
Do you remember just before you were arrested, we were having a cuddle? I was raping you if that's what you mean. 19K
I'm in disguise you stupid tart. 7K
Everyone will be following you and if they catch you they'll have the map. Bugger them!! I'll eat it first, won't be the first head I've eaten. 15K
Bugger off you evil git! 6K
A good big one will always beat a rotten little one. 8K
You won't catch me dying! You'll have to kill me before I die! 13K
Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify. Do what? Putrify, go rotten! Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that. 23K
I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killing anyone 8K
I haven't got fruit in my loins. Lice yes, and proud of 'em 11K
No, I haven't raped her. No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar! That's what I liked about her 20K
The ancient superstition that a woman onboard brings bad luck is now a proven scientific fact. 17K
I only drink when I'm working. 5K
She's yours, is she then Dan? Let me have a bit of a prod at her first. 10K
They broke their solemn word! There's governments for you. 11K
Stop that man pissing on the hedge. It's imported!! 10K
You made me forget where I was you stupid little sod. 7K
I haven't got time for THAT now! 7K
You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinking! 7K
What's happened to daddy? I killed him! He's gone to heaven. Oh, that's nice. He sent all his friends there. 16K
Oh bugger me! You've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are. 9K
Where's the map? What map? If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table. 23K
Hello sugardrawers. What, you again? Again? I haven't seen you for 15 years! 29K
With your head on my shoulders we could wreck civilization 10K
You burnt my map? But only after I copied it. Where's the copy? When little Dan came along... Who's Dan? My, and probably your, son. 35K
The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned: For tax evasion. 41K
If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that learning things never taught me nothing. 14K
I'm sure I killed the last one I raped, it can't have been you. Well, the afterplay was a bit on the rough side, but not fatal dear. 25K
Wait a minute, somebody did pop in and rape me. These must be his clothes. That's Yellowbeard all right. [sigh} Prison has reformed him, he never bothered to take his clothes off in the old days. 37K
It sounded as though there was a bit of a squabble. Squabble? They're all dead! All? Must have been more of a tiff then. 25K
It could be very dangerous. Oh, it'll be dangerous, it'll do the boy good to get a bit of senseless violence into his life. 14K
Can I have three farthings for a lump of ship please? I beg your pardon? I said, can I have three farthings for a lump of shit. No. [splat] 21K
In fairness to all of you, I'm honor-bound to ask this question: Is there anyone here who does not wish to be a member of Her Majesty's Navy? Me sir! [bang - thud] Is there anyone else who is reluctant to serve? Right! 58K
You realize your father may be killed? Oh, daddy won't mind, he's a bit odd about things like that. 13K
Oh, been out raping lad? Nice work lad. 9K
Father, we thought you were dead. Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. 14K